Panty News Archive - 30-Sep-2007
Well, Grumpies, there seems to be a misunderstanding concerning my teck-no-logical abilities, or lack thereof, and I want to set the record straight right here, right now.
Bismarck police are investigating an unusual kind of theft... A Bismarck woman says someone broke into her apartment and stole seven of her undergarments. It happened on Sunday night between eight thirty and nine fifteen in the Northwest part of town.
The acclaimed and outspoken soprano discusses her farewell tour and the legacy she hopes to leave.
"During sophomore summer, we stole back the slide that AD had stolen from us because theirs had gone missing -- GDX had stolen AD's. We realized AD was up to no good when [a certain Alpha Delt] descended into the main room of KDE via a ladder through the elevator shaft. Then ten to twenty more ADs started making their way into the basement looking for the slide, also known as double drop falls, ...
BRUNSWICK, Ga. - It's harvest time again for Cecil Holt. A Douglas, Ga., baker who handed the mixers, ovens and pie pans over to his children, Holt still is going flat out producing the Nut Wizard, a sort of football-shaped wire basket on a stick that will pick up about anything but dirt.
